“Roommate wanted: Diurnal seeking solitary nocturnal life partner for studio apt. Indoor trash pile. Shared bed. Must poop outside. No indoor spraying. Pets okay. Ectoparasites not okay. Contact Mr Monax”
The Woodland Message Board is your one stop shop for for all your forested needs. Send a note on behalf of your favorite woodland friend who is in search of a ride share for migration, space for rent in a communal den or hibernaculum for winter, a gently used nest for sale, free acorns, or whatever other creature comforts they might need. We’ll share our favorite postings on the podcast.